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Monday, July 6, 2009

Why porn movies dont have subtitles...

Shhhhhhhhh... well most of porn movies I/We have watched(Yaaa we all breathe) dont have subtitles. So I decided to do some research on that and came with few reasons below.

# May be after all the hard work nobody had time to write subtitles...
# May be they consider it more like National geographic/Discovery programmes where all we
can hear is birds singing, animals roaring and some weird sounds coming from animal acts,
we dont need subtitles for that. Since humans are also animals, hence the theorem proved that porn movies dont need subtitles.
# 'Who has time to read subtitles while watching such movies man?'
# last and conclusive reasoning is 'whats there in the movie to put into words', its like A picture is worth 1000 words and this is a movie!!!

2 comments:

asdffdsa4 said...

Some porn movies have more dialog than "Ah! Yeah! Yeah! More!", IMHO a porn movie with good dialogs is a better porn movie.

Sorry for my english.

voila said...

You are right, but I was contemplating hard core porn movies which don't have any storyline and just go bang bang bang from the beginning...